It’s things like flying prom boys that make you a little happier to be alive.
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The Headley Bacchanalia Social
KS:This is the part in Aces where we tell you high school kids NOT TO DRINK ALCOHOL and to STUDY REALLY HARD AT SCHOOL and to HELP OLD LADIES CROSS THE STREET.
ES: (puts down half-empty Capri Sun) Drugs are bad news.
American Revolution: Surrender at Yorktown [Deleted Scene]
BRITISH: (waving white flag) All right, all right.
AMERICANS: WE WIN. NOW SAY IT.
BRITISH: WE SURRENDER.
AMERICANS: NO NO THE OTHER THING
BRITISH: HELL NO, THAT’S NOT WHAT THEY’RE CALLED.
AMERICANS: *points bayonets*
BRITISH: FRIES.
I have to recite my mantra “Don’t cut your bangs just to look like Amelie…Don’t cut your bangs just to look like Amelie” now. Glergh!
Soon All the Light the Internet Touches Will Be Yours
KS: Obviously the good kind of supermarket cookies are the really soft ones smothered in frosting that they bust out for Halloween and Valentines Day.ES: THE GOOD KIND OF SUPERMARKET COOKIES ARE OREOS. THAT YOU BUY AT THE SUPERMARKET.
Slutty Dora the Explorer is always “abierto” for business…
No Party Competition
KS: I’m so glad Seph is a semi-regular now, because I think “Blind Leading the Blind” might be one of my favorite relationship devices ever.
ES: Kit didn’t put in the script what Seph was suppposed to be for Halloween. Seriously. It says he and Harper are “in sexy costumes”. Kit gives me too much free reign for my own good. BODYSUIT.BODYSUIT BODYSUIT BUTTERFLY FREE!
It’s Not That Kind of Fever!
KS: I used to think my favorite Rosie was Irked Rosie but now I think it might be Rosie Having Hot Pants.
ES: It’s very difficult for me to draw Fifth in his attractive Robin Hood pants. I have no detached artistic objectivity.
Oh, wow wow wow on the starboard bow. Fifth, you can’t wear that costume. Hearts are breaking all over the place.
